B.S. and Recipe's

Howdy! Well, the whole getting Bham tickets was kind of a bust. It sounds like the peeps that did get tickets only asked for one and the few that got 2 tickets they weren't seats together. Not sure what the heck that was all about. Hopefully we will all get tickets on Saturday. Can't wait to see everyone!! I'm stealing Turnberry's idea and posting some pics from the last trip to Bham.
















A Friend is Like a Good Bra

hard to find
supportive
comfortable
always lifts you up
never lets you down or leaves you hangin'
and is always close to your heart



Since Christmas is just around the corner, here's a Christmas funny:

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED

1) SCHIZOPHRENIA---- DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?

2) AMNESIA-- I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

3) NARCISSISTIC-- HARK THE HARALD ANGELS SING ABOUT ME

4) MANIC-- DECK THE HALLS AND WALLS AND HOUSE AND LAWN AND STREETS AND STORES AND OFFICE AND TOWN AND CARS AND BUSES AND TRUCKS AND TREES AND FIRE HYDRANTS AND...........

5) MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER----WE THREE QUEENS DISORIENTED ARE

6) PARANOID---SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO GET ME

7) BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER---THOUGHTS OF ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE

8) FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER---YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, I'M GONNA CRY, I'M GONNA POUT, MAYBE I'LL TELL YOU WHY

9) OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER---JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS

10) AGRAPHOBIA---I HEARD THE BELLS ON CHRISTMAS DAY BUT WOULDN'T LEAVE MY HOUSE

11) SENILE DEMENTIA---WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND MILES FROM MY HOUSE IN MY SLIPPERS AND ROBE

12) OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER---I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS SO I BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE

13) SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER---HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS WHILE I SIT HERE AND HYPERVENTILATE

14) ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER--WE WISH YOU......HEY LOOK!! IT'S SNOWING!!!


Coming up next post is Dana's recipe and some Christmas stuff. Love ya my hoochies!! Hugs! Gropes! Smooches!