Friday, January 12, 2007
I wanted to do a Rated G blog also. Check it out here. http://marysflybys.blogspot.com/
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Howdy - thanks for visiting - I've been trying to figure out what to post and I just found out that I've been tagged by Mr. Bond. So here goes:
SILLY MEME
1.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? uh, nothing - I don't really look ya know?
2.How much cash do you have on you? $83.00 and some change
3.What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR? Floor
4.Do you label yourself? I don't do labels
5.Bright or Dark Room? bright
6.Why is there always a missing question? *shrugs* guess someone didn't like one
7.What does your watch look like? Don’t wear one
8.What were you doing at midnight last night? cuddling
9.Where is your nearest 7-11? 10 miles away
10.What’s a word that you say a lot? awesome (actually, a friend of mine was having the high school senior shirts printed up, ya know the ones where they list everyone's name and he had it say Mary "Awesome" Freeman) that still cracks me up when I think about it.
11.Who told you he/she loved you last? hubby
12.Last furry thing you touched? my dog, Sawyer Brown
13.How many rolls of film do you need developed? Is this some psychological testing question? 2, what of it?
14.Favorite age you have been so far? 30 believe it or not
15.Your worst enemy? Me, Myself and I
16.What is your current desktop picture? Murdock of course.
17.What was the last thing you said to someone? My Supervisor caught me dancing and I said to him "you didn't see that".
18.The last song you listened to? a friend just sent me Rob Thomas' Streetcorner Symphony and I can't stop listening to it!
19.What time of day were you born? no clue
20.What do you do when vending machines steal your money? body check it a few times
21.Do you consider yourself kind? well I sure ain't evil! yeah, I'm kind
22.What’s your life motto? Did I Shave My Legs For This?
23.Name three things you have on you at all times. Uh, my wedding ring, rope anklet and my cell even though I hardly use it.
24.Can you change the oil on a car? *giggles* huh?
25.When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? um, can't recall.
I'm tagging Travis, Coco and Julie
and per usual, here's a funny:
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns
Hugs, smooches and the occasional grope!
SILLY MEME
1.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? uh, nothing - I don't really look ya know?
2.How much cash do you have on you? $83.00 and some change
3.What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR? Floor
4.Do you label yourself? I don't do labels
5.Bright or Dark Room? bright
6.Why is there always a missing question? *shrugs* guess someone didn't like one
7.What does your watch look like? Don’t wear one
8.What were you doing at midnight last night? cuddling
9.Where is your nearest 7-11? 10 miles away
10.What’s a word that you say a lot? awesome (actually, a friend of mine was having the high school senior shirts printed up, ya know the ones where they list everyone's name and he had it say Mary "Awesome" Freeman) that still cracks me up when I think about it.
11.Who told you he/she loved you last? hubby
12.Last furry thing you touched? my dog, Sawyer Brown
13.How many rolls of film do you need developed? Is this some psychological testing question? 2, what of it?
14.Favorite age you have been so far? 30 believe it or not
15.Your worst enemy? Me, Myself and I
16.What is your current desktop picture? Murdock of course.
17.What was the last thing you said to someone? My Supervisor caught me dancing and I said to him "you didn't see that".
18.The last song you listened to? a friend just sent me Rob Thomas' Streetcorner Symphony and I can't stop listening to it!
19.What time of day were you born? no clue
20.What do you do when vending machines steal your money? body check it a few times
21.Do you consider yourself kind? well I sure ain't evil! yeah, I'm kind
22.What’s your life motto? Did I Shave My Legs For This?
23.Name three things you have on you at all times. Uh, my wedding ring, rope anklet and my cell even though I hardly use it.
24.Can you change the oil on a car? *giggles* huh?
25.When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? um, can't recall.
I'm tagging Travis, Coco and Julie
and per usual, here's a funny:
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns
Hugs, smooches and the occasional grope!
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Welcome! Thanks for visiting. I want to do something different today. I was talking to some Hoochies and a Hotty yesterday and we were telling each other who our first crush was from a TV show. Here's what I came up with in that order. I would love to hear what y'all come up with. Keep in mind that I was born in 1967.
Welcome Back Kotter - John Travolta (of course)
Happy Days - the Fonz (another given)
Laverne & Shirley - Michael McKean (Lenny)
Chips - Larry Wilcox (yes Dana, not Eric)
Battlestar Galactica - Dirk Benedict
MASH - Trapper John
21 Jump Street - Johnny Depp
The A-Team - Howlin' Mad Murdock (Dirk was too clean cut in this show to attract me)
If I watched any of those shows now, the only character that would still do it for me is Murdock.
Not sure if this is proper blog etiquette but if your reading this I'm tagging you!
Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and everyone be safe on New Year's. HSG
Welcome Back Kotter - John Travolta (of course)
Happy Days - the Fonz (another given)
Laverne & Shirley - Michael McKean (Lenny)
Chips - Larry Wilcox (yes Dana, not Eric)
Battlestar Galactica - Dirk Benedict
MASH - Trapper John
21 Jump Street - Johnny Depp
The A-Team - Howlin' Mad Murdock (Dirk was too clean cut in this show to attract me)
If I watched any of those shows now, the only character that would still do it for me is Murdock.
Not sure if this is proper blog etiquette but if your reading this I'm tagging you!
Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and everyone be safe on New Year's. HSG
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Christmas Edition
Well, Merry Christmas my hoochies and hotties! Before the Christmas funnies, I was tagged by Turnberrybaby for the "6 Weird Things About You" thingy. Not surprisingly, Turn and I have some of the same "weirdness".
1. I listen to music all the time. At work, I wear headphones and my IPOD goes with me everywhere. If I'm somewhere that I can't listen, I'm singing songs in my head. (not to be confused with hearing voices in my head)
2. When I'm walking on sidewalks I don't like to step on cracks. (no, I'm not obsessive compulsive)
3. Will listen to a song repeatedly until I know every word by heart. And even then I will keep playing it.
4. I don't waste a minute. Kinda hard to explain. If I have to get up from my desk at work or if I'm laying on the couch, whatever, I think what else can I do while I'm up. If I have to stop to do an errand I think what else can I get done while I'm out. I don't like to waste time. Unless I'm on vacation, you'll never see me doing nothing and whatever it is I'm doing, I'm probably doing it fast.
5. Well, this may not seem too wierd but when I'm at work, during afternoon break, I have to read my book. Nobody is allowed to disturb me. The fire alarm could be going off and there's no moving me from my chair. (unless a hot firefighter comes to save me that is) just kidding!
6. Okay, so, Bug (my son) and I like a lot of the same things especially tv and movies. One of us will start a quote and the other will finish it. It drives my dh crazy!
The Rules:
Each player of this game starts with the “6 weird things about you”. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
Well, Merry Christmas my hoochies and hotties! Before the Christmas funnies, I was tagged by Turnberrybaby for the "6 Weird Things About You" thingy. Not surprisingly, Turn and I have some of the same "weirdness".
1. I listen to music all the time. At work, I wear headphones and my IPOD goes with me everywhere. If I'm somewhere that I can't listen, I'm singing songs in my head. (not to be confused with hearing voices in my head)
2. When I'm walking on sidewalks I don't like to step on cracks. (no, I'm not obsessive compulsive)
3. Will listen to a song repeatedly until I know every word by heart. And even then I will keep playing it.
4. I don't waste a minute. Kinda hard to explain. If I have to get up from my desk at work or if I'm laying on the couch, whatever, I think what else can I do while I'm up. If I have to stop to do an errand I think what else can I get done while I'm out. I don't like to waste time. Unless I'm on vacation, you'll never see me doing nothing and whatever it is I'm doing, I'm probably doing it fast.
5. Well, this may not seem too wierd but when I'm at work, during afternoon break, I have to read my book. Nobody is allowed to disturb me. The fire alarm could be going off and there's no moving me from my chair. (unless a hot firefighter comes to save me that is) just kidding!
6. Okay, so, Bug (my son) and I like a lot of the same things especially tv and movies. One of us will start a quote and the other will finish it. It drives my dh crazy!
The Rules:
Each player of this game starts with the “6 weird things about you”. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
I'm tagging Dana, Sueann, Gail, Angell, Bento and Coco!!
Here's some funnies:
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad,
how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised,
answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a
women' breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties,
they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit After fifty, they are
like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree,
mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible
but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.."
Love y'all! Hugs, smooches ang gropes!
Friday, December 15, 2006
Howdy! Well, the whole getting Bham tickets was kind of a bust. It sounds like the peeps that did get tickets only asked for one and the few that got 2 tickets they weren't seats together. Not sure what the heck that was all about. Hopefully we will all get tickets on Saturday. Can't wait to see everyone!! I'm stealing Turnberry's idea and posting some pics from the last trip to Bham.
A Friend is Like a Good Bra
hard to find
supportive
comfortable
always lifts you up
never lets you down or leaves you hangin'
and is always close to your heart
Since Christmas is just around the corner, here's a Christmas funny:
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED
1) SCHIZOPHRENIA---- DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?
2) AMNESIA-- I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
3) NARCISSISTIC-- HARK THE HARALD ANGELS SING ABOUT ME
4) MANIC-- DECK THE HALLS AND WALLS AND HOUSE AND LAWN AND STREETS AND STORES AND OFFICE AND TOWN AND CARS AND BUSES AND TRUCKS AND TREES AND FIRE HYDRANTS AND...........
5) MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER----WE THREE QUEENS DISORIENTED ARE
6) PARANOID---SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO GET ME
7) BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER---THOUGHTS OF ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
8) FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER---YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, I'M GONNA CRY, I'M GONNA POUT, MAYBE I'LL TELL YOU WHY
9) OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER---JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
10) AGRAPHOBIA---I HEARD THE BELLS ON CHRISTMAS DAY BUT WOULDN'T LEAVE MY HOUSE
11) SENILE DEMENTIA---WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND MILES FROM MY HOUSE IN MY SLIPPERS AND ROBE
12) OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER---I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS SO I BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE
13) SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER---HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS WHILE I SIT HERE AND HYPERVENTILATE
14) ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER--WE WISH YOU......HEY LOOK!! IT'S SNOWING!!!
Coming up next post is Dana's recipe and some Christmas stuff. Love ya my hoochies!! Hugs! Gropes! Smooches!
A Friend is Like a Good Bra
hard to find
supportive
comfortable
always lifts you up
never lets you down or leaves you hangin'
and is always close to your heart
Since Christmas is just around the corner, here's a Christmas funny:
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED
1) SCHIZOPHRENIA---- DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?
2) AMNESIA-- I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
3) NARCISSISTIC-- HARK THE HARALD ANGELS SING ABOUT ME
4) MANIC-- DECK THE HALLS AND WALLS AND HOUSE AND LAWN AND STREETS AND STORES AND OFFICE AND TOWN AND CARS AND BUSES AND TRUCKS AND TREES AND FIRE HYDRANTS AND...........
5) MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER----WE THREE QUEENS DISORIENTED ARE
6) PARANOID---SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO GET ME
7) BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER---THOUGHTS OF ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
8) FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER---YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, I'M GONNA CRY, I'M GONNA POUT, MAYBE I'LL TELL YOU WHY
9) OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER---JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
10) AGRAPHOBIA---I HEARD THE BELLS ON CHRISTMAS DAY BUT WOULDN'T LEAVE MY HOUSE
11) SENILE DEMENTIA---WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND MILES FROM MY HOUSE IN MY SLIPPERS AND ROBE
12) OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER---I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS SO I BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE
13) SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER---HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS WHILE I SIT HERE AND HYPERVENTILATE
14) ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER--WE WISH YOU......HEY LOOK!! IT'S SNOWING!!!
Coming up next post is Dana's recipe and some Christmas stuff. Love ya my hoochies!! Hugs! Gropes! Smooches!
Friday, December 08, 2006
Howdy!
Well, I haven't received any recipes lately so I'm going to post some BS. Well, technically I shouldn't call it BS but you get my meaning.
So, I went to Ticketmaster.com and it has one of Tay's concerts listed! WOOOO!! May 2nd in Myrtle Beach, SC. Doesn't Dana live in SC? Could this be a coincidence? not likely....
I listened to Tay's album and love it. I didn't like the Gonna Move and Soul Thing remakes at first but their kinda growing on me. Me thinks he's got himself a winner.
Duff just sent me this great article http://www.al.com/entertainment/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/entertainment/1165575672170950.xml&coll=2 and I must quote a comment he made - this is Taylor talking about one of his songs on his album:
"The Maze" by Scott Cutler and Anne Preven: "It's a groovy, soulful song. And I guess you can say it's romantic. All of these songs can be baby-making songs, depending on how and where you make love."
*passes out the smelling salts*
Hoochie Busy mentioned Alan Rickman in her blog yesterday. Come to find out, she, Pia and Turnberrybaby are fans of his also. Awesome actor and yeah, I think the man is SO hot, even as Snape! *drool, drool, pant, pant*
So, Elliot's got a new look - teeth are fixed - he looks great!
I can't sign off without a "funny" - hee hee
Take care peeps - Hugs, Smooches and Gropes! (and a little rub for those select few)
Well, I haven't received any recipes lately so I'm going to post some BS. Well, technically I shouldn't call it BS but you get my meaning.
So, I went to Ticketmaster.com and it has one of Tay's concerts listed! WOOOO!! May 2nd in Myrtle Beach, SC. Doesn't Dana live in SC? Could this be a coincidence? not likely....
I listened to Tay's album and love it. I didn't like the Gonna Move and Soul Thing remakes at first but their kinda growing on me. Me thinks he's got himself a winner.
Duff just sent me this great article http://www.al.com/entertainment/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/entertainment/1165575672170950.xml&coll=2 and I must quote a comment he made - this is Taylor talking about one of his songs on his album:
"The Maze" by Scott Cutler and Anne Preven: "It's a groovy, soulful song. And I guess you can say it's romantic. All of these songs can be baby-making songs, depending on how and where you make love."
*passes out the smelling salts*
Hoochie Busy mentioned Alan Rickman in her blog yesterday. Come to find out, she, Pia and Turnberrybaby are fans of his also. Awesome actor and yeah, I think the man is SO hot, even as Snape! *drool, drool, pant, pant*
So, Elliot's got a new look - teeth are fixed - he looks great!
I can't sign off without a "funny" - hee hee
Take care peeps - Hugs, Smooches and Gropes! (and a little rub for those select few)
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Taylor Hicks!!
I just love me some Sweet Daddy!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I'm now totally jonesin' for his tour schedule!! I can feel the Soul Patrol obsession starting up again.......
and now for all you Bob Seger fans. I dug this up - it's from the 1960's.
I just love me some Sweet Daddy!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I'm now totally jonesin' for his tour schedule!! I can feel the Soul Patrol obsession starting up again.......
and now for all you Bob Seger fans. I dug this up - it's from the 1960's.
